Tattoos for the Elderly (0)
Sunday, May 31, 2009 by admin under Uncategorized
Bet he gets all the ladies with this fine tattoo! (0)
Wednesday, May 13, 2009 by admin under Uncategorized
Another really cool pic…hand carved pumpkin…pretty rad! (0)
Wednesday, May 13, 2009 by admin under Uncategorized
Ryan sent me this…just thought I would share! (0)
Tuesday, May 12, 2009 by admin under Uncategorized
HIGH SCHOOL — 1957 vs. 2008
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school
parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his
car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
buddies.
2008 - Police called and SWAT team arrives — they arrest both Johnny
and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both are
expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal’s office and given a good paddling
by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not
disrupt class again.
2008 - Jeffrey is given20huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie.
He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state
because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a
whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college
and becomes a successful businessman.
2008 - Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to
foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy’s
sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to
prison. Billy’s mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a
whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college
and becomes a successful businessman.
2008 - Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to
foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy’s
sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to
prison. Billy’s mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking
dock.
2008 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug
violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2008 - Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for
graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state
school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English is then banned from
core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing
lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts
them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2008- ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is
charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents — and
all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are
confiscated. Johnny’s dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never
allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is
found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy
JUST SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!!!!!
This guy got a SWEET deal!!! (0)
Tuesday, May 12, 2009 by admin under Uncategorized
Not only is this a bad tattoo, but it’s off center….and check the spelling!….hahaha!!!
100.7 WMMS Maxwell Show Promotions (0)
Tuesday, May 12, 2009 by admin under Uncategorized
No Offense Blonde Girls (0)
Friday, May 8, 2009 by admin under Uncategorized
Two blondes walk into a bar 51 days!
Two blondes walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and start toasting and chearing, “51 days! 51 days!!”
About five minutes later, another blonde walks in, orders a drink, and joins the other two in the chearing.
Finally, another blonde walkes in with what looks like a cardboard picture. She puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and starts chearing with the others, “51 days! 51 days!!
The Bar Tender starts too get really curious, so he walks over to discover that the picture is a Cookie Monster puzzle.
He walks over to one of the blondes and asks, “What on earth are you doing??”
“Well,” the blonde says, “everyone thinks blondes are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!